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And now, on with the show...
Today we have a Thought of the Moment:
There’s no time like the present, but when the future gets here we will be able to say, “Now this is what I’m talking about!”
This concludes today’s regular show. Be sure to tune in again next time when the makers of Peabottoms’s Peptomatic Perky Placebo Pills bring you another (one-hundred percent guaranteed interesting) blog posting!
Written by Michael Steven Platt 4-10-09
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